January 2012
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Awww
My fiance culled my forevver alone Eridan neww years evve and asked me to spend it with him. That big jerk. ;)
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I JUST WANNA REBLOG
So I think it’s just some security feature on my fiance’s computer, but maybe not IDK, but the reblog option that is supposed to appear in the corner of the page on an individual post does not happen. On anyone’s tumblr. SO MANY AWESOME THINGS THAT I WANT TO REBLOG ARE GOING UNPOSTED. PLEASE HALP.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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charleshamptonindigo0 asked: -cough cough- Your picture seems to be highly inappropriate. Well, 2/3 of it, anyway. -cough- Now, for my question. If you had to choose between being a dolphin (not a very nice one either, I dare say) and a pollen particle hell bent on world domination, which would you choose?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Joe: She was hanging from the...the scaffolding. No, that's not it. What's that frame around the door?
Me: The doorframe?
Joe: ...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Okay so apparently taking your gilette razor to your bottle of hot chocolate mix does NOT make chocolate shavings.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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So I see you've discovered my OTP
himapapaftw:
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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I need to be in the UK or Ireland
Not just because bloodwise, I’m almost pure Irish, but because I WANT TO WATCH MRS. BROWNS BOYS.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
Dec 30th
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notyoudonut: “Soft moans and pants filled the air…” This. This is perfect. I made some sorta honking noise cause I couldn’t even lol.
Dec 30th
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self explanitory
homestuckheadspastedontothings: I loved this show when I was younger. I love Homestuck. This is perfect.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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That Awkward Moment When...
…You’re eating something with an odd unpleasant texture and a gross commercial for cat litter box cleaner bags comes on and makes you lose your appetite.
Dec 30th
“I never realized how sad my life was, until my friends pointed it out for me.”
– Spongebob Squarepants
Dec 30th
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The New Fairly OddParents Episode
I can’t hold all these feels. Creys.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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child: mom read me a bedtime story
me: okay dear ill read you a classic fairy tale that i used to love very much in the past
me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
me: thats a trick question by the way hes gonna be automatically named zoosmell pooplord only for it to get rejected. his real name is john egbert
Dec 29th
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Why is it, that when I finally make a Tumblr to follow all these kick-ass blogs I love on here, everyone stops posting?
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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WatchWatch
My gerbils jammin to some sweet portal tunes.
Dec 27th
Dec 26th
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My brother wants to suicide, but I told him if I...
hayblaine: feelingsoflylikeathreesix: grandemccurdy:  and if you rebloged, thank you very very much. -  Just reblog. Please I really hope my followers will reblog this
Dec 26th
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
I know I have no followers, but still! If you see this, I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING AN AWESOME CHRISTMAS!
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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I miss Tavros
phantom-stalker: It’s just not the same  I can’t celebrate without him  Taaaaaavvvrrroooooosssssss This. All my feels. Exactly.
Dec 23rd
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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Dec 23rd