February 2012
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Hey Sherlock Fans →
wizards-have-the-phonebox:
narglefighter:
It’s time for us to defend our boy. Go vote.
WE’RE LOSING AND IT’S NOT OKAY.
I’m not even a Sherlock, but I have enough Tumblr friends who are that I voted.
rustbones:
what did elfen lie about
tumblino:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister...
hussieslips:
my sister was trying to say pass the salt and pass the lemon at the same time so instead she yelled pass the semen across our kitchen table
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
another random blogger: MY FEELS
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
Are we special, or just weird?: I am so serious... →
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the…
Guys….its from a movie….the birdie is fine.
dear artists of homestuck
mythicmalediction:
jiinkiie2:
gonnaslapabitch:
tiddlecup:
are you ever confused sometimes when people reblog or reply to your art with things like
“POOPS SELF”
or “SCREAMS”
or “SCREAMS WHILE VIOLENTLY SHITTING SELF!!!!!”
i just feel like i wouldn’t know how to react if i showed someone my drawings and they immediately started pooping and screaming
oh my god stop I literally spit all...
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sassygaydavestridersbuttmpreg:
himapapaftw:
regulardudetier:
korean-fashion:
seriously some of you get butthurt by like everything
here’s a bar of soap
be offended
wow why did you have to post a blue bar of soap why not a multicolor one???? wow I’m offended.
oh my god this is soooo fucking offensive why did you post a bar of soap why not liquid soap are you aNTI-LIQUID SOAP I BET...
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TMI Tuesday about an hour late but I need to...
I’m on my period. I have started to have the WORST mood problems on my period. I was having a pretty ok day today.
Then my bra broke.
My last bra.
My ONLY bra.
The bra I’ve been using for about a year now. (I wash it, you goobs.)
I am royally fucking pissed and emotional over this because I need to wear a bra or else it hurts my spine.
I have not exaggerated my poverty to you...
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the fandom is getting pretty much everything they...
crocker-tier:
………i dont trust it.
Umm, this portion of the fandom right here running this blog isn’t getting what it wants.
Where is my Great Undying? Where is my completely canon Gam/Tav matespritship??
mishacollinsthighs:
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
And by “it” I mean whoever I use this pick-up line on. B)
iunf:
dang
after ganondorf kidnaps zelda, the monsters just got HELLA SCARIER.
not counting the incident with the cuccos (SERIOUSLY STUPID CHICKENS) this was my first game over euuurgh.
i’m too scared to keep playing. :0
if anyone ever watched me play, it’d just be me, running forward then turning back trying to make my mind up on whether i should go get my ass handed to me by these things.
...
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This pissed me off. →
Guys, guess what day it is.
thegreatgleeksby:
jinseimajo:
WOW HOLY SHIT
AM I DYING
IS THIS THE END OF MY QUEST
WILL THIS TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT
Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously...
kingcheddarxvii:
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MY FIANCE
This is a big, hairy, scary looking motherfucker. A taurus who is in fact strong as a bull.
This motherfucker:
He has not once been afraid of something other than when he thought I died in a car crash or when I almost fell 30 feet.
He is afraid of J-pop.
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